Really SOLID one.....!!!!!!!!!!!!

Got this good piece from a social networking site where a student reminisces memories of one of her teachers:

Well the atmosphere was of youth fest and everyone was on their toes to run away..but K.T Sir was determined to finish teaching solids so that he could finish the lesson. but i am my partner were too bugged to listen to him and as we were sitting on the second last bench we removed a book and wrote all possible nonsense in it..i wrote something and my partner burst out laughing loudly..sir saw us and came to ur bench..he asked us what were we upto..so we said that we r copying whatever he has written on the board..so he picked up the book in with we were writing..he went through it and it was completely blank(we were writing in the last page....then he went back to the board..and started off..."anujaji aur sowjanyaji..please come and sit here..u see were r studing solids here..u i the board chalk everything is soild..then u must understand how important it is..u must pay SOLID attention in class casue ur portion is increasing in a SOLID speed..if u dont pay SOLID attention u will have a SOLID problem writing the exam..then there will be SOLID decrease in ur marks..father will give u SOLID thrashing..at home parents will also give SOLID thrashing..then with the SOLID fall in performance..then if u continue with this SOLID drop in performance u will get a SOLID leaving certificate.. ur life will become like SOLID..so closely packed..no energy to move..so pay SOLID attention now..or u will get SOLID thrashing from me!!!"......how can he think of so many sentences...sheesh...there were atleast 15-20 SOLIDS in the speech......hehe